Overheard on a street…

Guy in his early 20s stops his tricked out POS.
Followed immediately by an SUV stopped by a middle aged man.

20-something: What the fuck man? Why you be beeping at me?
Middle-aged man: What that fahck ah you doin crossin two laynes of traffic? (Boston Accent)
20: I was trying to get over, why you gotta be a dick?
MA: Wha the fahck did you flip me off you jehrk?
20: I oughta kick yo ass!
MA: You ahtta get in yoah cah befoh I cahl the cahps!
20: Fuck this shit, I’m outta here! (gets in car and peels off, the world is restored to wholeness)

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